Valentine's Day is fast approaching and I have the answer to those Date Night plan frustrations!
I, Chef Tae, have developed a board game to help bring any couple closer for an intimate night of getting to know one another again.
Now accepting pre-orders. Game will be shipped on February 1st, 2021 in time for Valentines Day!
Here's what you need to know:
OBJECTIVE: There is a war being fought in the Kingdom of Coitus. Your mate is a soldier in the war who stands behind the general and the King in their beliefs. You and the other women of the kingdom are opposed of the war and devise a plan to withhold sex from your partners.
Your objective is to get him as horny as possible without penetration. Sir Knight, your objective is to finish the game without pre- Cumming, having an organism or mounting your significant other. Madam, feel free to have as many orgasms as you please!
RULES: The objective of the game is to see how long the knight can hold out. If he can not, he loses and can no longer fight in the war.
1) Create 3 decks:
-the Knight cards
-Madam Cards
-LGBTQ stack. If you are a part of the Rainbow Coalition, when you get to a card that you can not do, pull from the alphabet deck.
2) Each player chooses a game piece and places it on START. The player that roles the highest total on the dice goes first.
3) Roll the dice. Move the number of squares indicated. Every time you land on SHOT, you must take a shot and pull a card.
PILL is on the board six times to increase your chances of landing on a PILL square. When landing on a pill square, please take ONE pill and do not pull a card. If you have already taken a pill, pull a card.
4) If you land within the vicinity of any board directions, do not draw a card. Do what the board says. IE: if you land on a blue, red or brown space, those directions must be done. Remember, all board directions are for the partner playing the Madam.
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